Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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