When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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