Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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