she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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