Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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