You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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