this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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