Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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