Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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