so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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