she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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