I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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