addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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