its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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