If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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