They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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