Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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