smell my finger.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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