garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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