Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Your penis caused this!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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