You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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