would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
