Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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