I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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