fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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