So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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