I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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