Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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