Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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