i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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