I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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