Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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