I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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