I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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