if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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