dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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