It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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