I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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