This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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