You can't special order awesome
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
being pregnant is like rehab
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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