why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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