they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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