they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if only i could text you this smell
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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