I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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