Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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