Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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