Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
is it fun? or sober?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
