You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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