So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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