running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize