I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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