We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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