he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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