just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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