Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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